Men in tights. Never the best look, especially on footballers who have to explain their tight fetish to the boys in the dressing room.
There’s not a crueller place than a football dressing room, you thought the play ground was bad, imagine having to tell your team mates your wearing Granny's tights.
As Metheringham prepare to face Stag's on the Star & Garter pitch, our pampered stars have a big decision ahead of them.
This story evolved as Meg FC's Ben Garrick cherised a pair of green tights at training recently. When asked about his fetish for ladieswear Ben responded, after taking a comfort break from stacking the new Spice Girls single "many people think my idol is John Barnes, but really it is my great granny Margaret Rosemary Poppy Garrick, she was a great believer in a good pair of sturdy tights. I have always been a family man, and it is my honour to carry on the family tradition."
We had to leave the interview early as a passer by, shouted through the doors of the High Street store, 'download it free on the internet'. A livid Garrick chased the customer out of the store....
